A Little Bit Of Humour

A Chief Petty Officer was putting up a sign on the tool crib in one of the hangars at a naval airbase, stating that from now on, no tools would be issued unless asked for by name. As he drove in the last nail, a technician arrived. The Chief went inside the tool crib and asked what the technician needed. "I need a wrench", said the tech. The Chief went ballistic. "What kind of @#$%^&* wrench!!? Can't you read the sign?" " It doesn't matter", said the tech., "I'm going to use it for a hammer!"